Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Something to think about next time you're at the bank

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I'm still not feeling entirely up to snuff (wow, do these old sayings of mine really show my age!) so in lieu of not posting anything at all, I submit to you the following that I received from a friend in a recent email. Any of you ladies recognize yourself in this?? ...

MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE


MALE PROCEDURE:

Drive up to the cash machine.
Put down car window.
Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
Retrieve card, cash, and receipt.
Put window up.
Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE:

Drive up to cash machine.
Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
Set parking brake, put the window down.
Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
Attempt to insert card into machine.
Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
Insert card.
Re-insert card the right way.
Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
Enter PIN.
Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
Enter amount of cash required.
Check makeup in rear view mirror.
Retrieve cash and receipt.
Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
Re-check makeup.
Drive forward 2 feet.
Reverse back to cash machine.
Retrieve card.
Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
Restart stalled engine and pull off.
Redial person on cell phone.
Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
Release Parking Brake.

8 comments:

  1. Glad the back is improving. Good luck with that walking part.

    thanks for stopping by.

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  2. yeah that sounds about right....

    smiles, bee

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  3. I laughed so hard at this. That describes me completely except for the driving part. I don't drive! But I still manage all that hassle at the ATM. :-)

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  4. Hee...hee...hee - that was funny! This is why "Mrs. Bulldog" is NOT allowed to use the ATM while driving my '77 Chevy Impala. Big car, small ATM portal - you do the math!

    Glad to see that you're on the road to recovery. Let me know what the doc says!

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  5. OH my!
    that made me laugh, thanks!
    hope you're feeling better today!
    cheers!

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  6. We have a driveup in the neighborhood and there is always a line so I try to be super-efficient when I go to it.

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  7. Now let me ask... if I posted that... do you think I'd get yelled at?

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