Friday, August 10, 2007

"Things You Shouldn't Say Around _____"

I was tagged by Bud who got tagged by Frank for a new meme of sorts that Frank concocted on his own. It's actually pretty fun and can be quite humorous as witnessed by Frank's Zombie post here and Bud's Bride post here. Now it's my turn - let's see if I'm up for the challenge! But first - the formalities! ...

Things You Shouldn't Say Around [Blank]
The Official Honk 'n' Hollr Rules:

Okay, it's a meme too. But it's a short and fun one to let your creative juices out and poke fun at your favorite [blank] thing.Rules are simply fill in the [blank] in "Foxxfyrre's: Things you shouldn't say around [Blank]", and write at least eight phrases you shouldn't say around your [blank]. To make it interesting, when you tag someone, go to their memes and add a phrase using their [blank] topic. Send your list of 5 tags back to the person that tagged you so they can follow and play with their [blank] topics also.

Things You Shouldn't Say Around a Police Officer

  1. Do I know why you pulled me over? What? You don't?
  2. I bet you'd look really cute in a pair of shorts like Lt. Dangle on Reno 911!
  3. Can you hold this bottle while I get my license out for you?
  4. I'm a taxpayer and I pay your salary.
  5. Don't you have a donut shop to go protect?

  6. Go ahead and arrest me, I've got a "Get Out of Jail Free" card somewhere in my wallet.
  7. No, I'm not going to drop my weapon! What are you going to do about it?
  8. This is great! Can I get your autograph? I've always wanted to meet one of The Village People!
  9. How many times do you really think a warning is necessary? This is my third one this month.
  10. Go ahead, big man, I bet that Taser doesn't hurt at all.
Hopefully no police officers ever read my blog but if they do I hope they know I'm just joking, I have the utmost respect for you guys! Seriously!

It is now my sworn duty to tag a few other bloggers that I think might want to have a go at this most funny meme so I award summons to:


  1. Good things not to say there, Linda. Some of them really made me smile!

  2. Anonymous2:12 PM EDT

    Too funny! Great jokes. I've never heard the "I bet that Taser doesn't hurt at all" before.

  3. Anonymous3:46 PM EDT

    Okay, I'll work on it! :)

  4. these are funny! tee hee

  5. Great job! Now I must add my two:

    -Sorry officer, I wouldn't have hit that old lady if I hadn't been drinking.

    -I'm a little stoned right now. Can we have this little talk latter?

  6. What are those two ols sayings that are appropos to these situational excuses:

    "Ignorance of the law is no excuse"
    "Tell it to the judge!"

  7. Anonymous3:53 AM EDT

    Those are GREAT Linda!!! I especially love the 'I pay your salary' one... hubby hears that all the time! hehe

  8. That guy in the shorts should be arrested!!!!

  9. ILOVE Reno 911. I haven't gotten to see it often but it is seriously funny!
    Thanks for the assignment. I will definitely see what I can do. Won't be able to live up to yours, though. You are hysterically funny, my dear! Those were great!!!
    I'll let you know when I've got something.

  10. Anonymous7:13 AM EDT

    gorgeous men on yr blog:)

  11. Thanks for the info...and the laughs! I guess now if I'm ever pulled over, I'll be a good little girl and keep my mouth closed!

  12. Tag acknowledged....

    But I get to pick the category, is that right?

    So it's things you shouldn't say around [blank] and I fill in the blank?

    Give me a little bit of time on this. This could be interesting.

  13. Anonymous1:53 PM EDT

    I'm frantically writing these down, just so my big mouth won't get away from me next time I get stopped! LOL. It's a great list!

  14. OMG! Still have you S7ven meme to do but as you know I never pass . . . . . .so watch this space x

  15. Anonymous3:07 AM EDT

    Hey, that's a great list. I got tagged for this meme, too. Until I read yours, I had no idea what I would say. So thanks for the inspiration. Now I have to go write three pages...

  16. I'll get this done with the other 3 before the week is over. Thanks for thinking of me Linda. :)

  17. It's up. Not as good as yours, but similar. Cops - Courtroom. :)

  18. Officer can I take down your credentials please (wink)?. Mines up so you can check out who I tagged x x

  19. Great job Linda, tee hee.

    My internet connection has been down for a week, so I haven't been able to surf like I wanted to this week. Should be back up by the weekend. I'm online at work trying to keep up, sshh!

    Here's one.

    -->Nice handcuffs, mine are fuzzy pink (wink).


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