**********************It's another cold and rainy day here in southern New England so it looks like I'm not going to be getting outside with a rake and attacking some of the leaves that are all over the place. Instead it looks like I'm going to be staying in the house and ignoring everything I need to do inside because I'm glued to this darned computer yet again while I juggle ten games of Scrabulous over on Facebook and catch up on some emails.
Speaking of emails, I got the following joke from our receptionist at work (thanks, Amy!) and thought I'd pass it along as it's good for a chuckle or two and we all could use one of those as often as possible, right?!?! Right! You chuckle, it's my move over on Scrabulous!
Bob was walking home late at night, through the park, and sees a woman in the shadows.
"Twenty dollars" she whispers.
He'd never been with a hooker before, but decides, what the heck, it's only twenty bucks.
So they hide in the bushes.
They're going "at it" for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them -- it's a police officer.
What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.
"I'm making love to my wife," Bob answers indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry." says the cop. "I didn't know."
"Well," says Bob, "I didn't either, 'til you shined that light in her face."