Police investigate bomb-stuffed chickenThe Associated Press
Simsbury, Conn. —
A whole raw roasting chicken was found by the side of a road Monday stuffed with a pipe bomb, police said.
A motorist noticed the chicken bomb about 9 a.m. on Powder Forest Drive. It was large enough to cause harm to a person if it went off, Police Capt. Matthew Catania said.
The road was closed while the Hartford Police Department’s bomb squad came and blew up the chicken.
Nobody was injured. No arrests had been made Monday night.
I knew that Speedcat would be up to the task and sure enough, he's reproduced his own rendition of the scene of the crime ...
Just remember folks, Pipe Bomb Chicken should under no circumstances be confused with Beer Can Chicken! Yeah, yeah, I know ... that was truly fowl!