I took this picture back in May when one of my favorite paramedics, who also happens to be a part-time dispatcher, was filling in for someone who was off and working a shift with me. I absolutely love working dispatch with Andrew and don't get the chance to do it anywhere near often enough. With any luck, all of this buttering up will let me off the hook for using his picture for this post!
So, give it your best shot and leave a caption in the comments, after everyone has had a chance to play I'll post the results of the winner later in the week. Now go - have fun - and make me laugh!

Shut up Wayne!!!
ReplyDelete"...likes long walks on the beach, pina coladas, rain puddles, and teddy bears."
ReplyDelete"sniff, sniff - Whaddya mean I can't have that?"
ReplyDelete"Linda if you take another dang photo I think I will...."
ReplyDeleteCan we enter more then one?
ReplyDelete"NOOOO, for the last time I DO NOT like woman, boobs and beer!!!"
Sorry if this caption offends anyone. You need to know this person to truly understand the above.
i DO NOT have ballet slippers on either. no. i DO NOT. shut up.
ReplyDeletesmiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
You do know that I'm married, right?
ReplyDelete"I don't *think* they can smell that..."
ReplyDelete"Didn't I tell you not to eat this late at night?"
ReplyDeleteHave a great Thursday, Linda :o)
I AM looking at your eyes, oh those eyes! whoops.
ReplyDeleteI just love Italian sausage, do you?
ReplyDeleteDo they know I am wearing my wife's knickers?
ReplyDeleteOkay Linda, what did you post on your blog this time? :)
ReplyDeleteWhat Now????
ReplyDeleteMy fee are killing me!
ReplyDeletetee hee ~ came back to see what the others had written
ReplyDeleteclever stuff
OK. Who ate my pie?
ReplyDeleteDo I look amused?
ReplyDeleteNow please put your clothes back on...
"Here's another request, listeners. Linda wants to hear a record from Mindless Self Indulgence."
ReplyDeletePhillies won. I can shave the lip squirrel.
ReplyDelete"I'm telling you, that Nair bottle looked just like the Head & Shoulders bottle."
ReplyDeleteOkay hold on a minute and let me drop EVERYTHING I am doing and concentrate soley on you and your problem.
ReplyDeleteStand by while I pull an Ambulance out of my BUTT
Get Bent!!
Tell them it is either right now or sometime next week.
Really? Can't we just shoot them all?
ReplyDelete"quit blogging and get back to work!"
ReplyDeletewhatever it is ... the answer's NO!
ReplyDeleteAs he would say,
ReplyDelete"ARE YOU F'N KIDDIN' ME??!!"
or
"Did you say Faith Hill??"
or
"Linda, send me on a transfer to Providence, so I can get some Gagers and Coffee Milk!! Puh-leeease!!!!
I hope I'm not too late to play! Here's my caption:
ReplyDelete"I'm very disappointed. You said there would be CAKE."