Sunday, August 8, 2010

From the Email Bag

Oh dear, it appears that I've died and someone is trying to cash in on my 'estate'!  Whatever shall I do??
"Attention; Beneficiary,
My names are INSPECTOR WALMSLEY GEOFFREY ROBERT from METROPOLITAN POLICE UK, there is presently a counter claims on your funds by one MR.JOHN LEWIS, who is presently trying to make us believe that you are dead and even explained that you entered into an agreement with him before your death, to help you in receiving your fund US$ 2,000,000.00 So here comes the big question.
Did you sign any Deed of Assignment in favor of ( JOHN LEWIS ),He further claimed that you died on the 24/06/2006 and you have been buried , thereby making him the current beneficiary with his following account details:

MR JOHN LEWIS
AC/NUMBER: 6503809428
ROUTING/12200674
B/NAME:Bank Of American ( B.O.A )
ADDRESS:NEW YORK,USA

We shall proceed to issue all payments details to the said Mr. john lewis, if we do not hear from you within the next two working days from today.

Thanks

INSPECTOR WALMSLEY GEOFFREY ROBERT
Email: ukpolice@believeinliberty.com"

12 comments:

  1. I didn't know your name was Beneficiary! You're full of surprises!

    =0)

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  2. There's a lot you don't know about me! Sure you still want to share a cabin with me in February?!? ;-)

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  3. John Lewis is a department store here in Britain!

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  4. Haha if they thought you were dead why would they expect to hear from you within the next two working days?

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  5. Kinda like the name "Walmsley" though ~

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  6. Wow, Linda. I think this is FINALLY the real deal!

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  7. oh wow, you're gonna be rich! LOL

    I love the new look. Hank really likes your train photo. He really digs trains.

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  8. "My names are"???

    Bwahahahahahahahahhaaaaaa!

    Hey...I forgot to tell you that I love the new background and post template!

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  9. Bollocks! :)

    Big hugs, honey...

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  10. Hey Linda! Got a kick outta that post! All I could think of was the line from the Monty Python movie, "...but I'm not dead yet!". HA HA HA...too funny! And really? That many names? You'd be better off waiting to invest in Ocean-Front property in Arizona! ;-)

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