So you guys remember how awhile back that kid with the funny hair that used to be around all the time packed up a bunch of her stuff and disappeared? Yeah, well, since then I've been feeling kind of lost because I think she was sorta my kid ...
Now, I know that we cats are supposed to be independent and aloof and all that sort of thing but honestly, I'm in need of some company here lately - I've got needs!
In order to fulfill some of those needs, I've taken to jumping up on the computer desk that the lady who buys the toys always seems to be sitting at as that seems like the only way I can get any attention around here!
So ... hmmm, I wonder what this stuff is back here?
What do you mean it would be bad if I were to unplug it??
Get off the desk? I don't think so with the get off the desk! You get off the desk!
Alright then, I'll just move over to the other side of the desk where I can't unplug anything.
Or better yet - how about I just take over the entire desk?
How do you like me now? See, you can't even get your hand on that mouse thing because I'm practically lying on top of it! Not that it looks like any sort of mouse I've ever seen anyway! Why just the other day ...
... Oh, hey wait a minute, what's that over there?
It looks like there's something out in the yard!
I gotta get me a closer look!
Tell ya what, I'm just going to hang out on the window sill for a little while and guard the yard, okay?
Better yet maybe I'll just take a nap in the sun on my chair for a little bit and recharge the old batteries!
But don't worry, I'll be back on that desk again before you know it!