From the Email Bag

Oh dear, it appears that I've died and someone is trying to cash in on my 'estate'!  Whatever shall I do??

"Attention; Beneficiary,
My names are INSPECTOR WALMSLEY GEOFFREY ROBERT from METROPOLITAN POLICE UK, there is presently a counter claims on your funds by one MR.JOHN LEWIS, who is presently trying to make us believe that you are dead and even explained that you entered into an agreement with him before your death, to help you in receiving your fund US$ 2,000,000.00 So here comes the big question.
Did you sign any Deed of Assignment in favor of ( JOHN LEWIS ),He further claimed that you died on the 24/06/2006 and you have been buried , thereby making him the current beneficiary with his following account details:

MR JOHN LEWIS
AC/NUMBER: 6503809428
ROUTING/12200674
B/NAME:Bank Of American ( B.O.A )
ADDRESS:NEW YORK,USA

We shall proceed to issue all payments details to the said Mr. john lewis, if we do not hear from you within the next two working days from today.

Thanks

INSPECTOR WALMSLEY GEOFFREY ROBERT
Email: ukpolice@believeinliberty.com"