Monday, April 16, 2007

What are you having for breakfast?

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I got this in an email today from Bulldog and in spite of my bad back, I found myself laughing so much I just had to pass it along. Thanks, Bucky, I really needed this today!!


A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.

"You know what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started cussing."

The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass.'" The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, Hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."

WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can just stay there until I let you out!"

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"

"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!"

16 comments:

  1. BWAAA HAAA HAAA!!! That's hysterical!!!

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  2. hahahahahahahahaha - I refused to laugh. . .ok, that was a lie.

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  3. Ooops! I feel another whooping coming!

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  4. Ho ho ho, that was soooo funny!

    Hope your back is feeling better today honey. ((hug))

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  5. You can blame my father - "Bulldog Senior" for that one, folks! Of course, he also genetically passed on his warped sense of humor onto me. Life is better when you can laugh - one of many lessons he taught me! Glad the joke could brighten some days out there! ;-)

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  6. good one linda, whap.....

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  7. I like that one a lot!! And another reason not to buy sugar-coated carbo-charged "healthy" breakfast cereal


    Thanks for taking an interest in the pisstakers btw - and it looks like congratulations are in order, as you got a spanky new button in your side bar. :)

    I will have to make a bigger sign asking people who use it to let me know so I can start a roll of honor, or something to say thanks

    cheers

    Ed

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  8. Love it, love it, love it!!!

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  9. BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *SNORTS* BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... Oh lord...*bends over holding side* BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breaths*
    I sure needed that one today. Thank you!

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  10. That is a classic, Linda!

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  11. Linda,

    I left a reply to you about Howard Keel on my blog.

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  12. Okay I laughed. Kids!

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  13. Yup, you're right...pretty funny!

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  14. Hehe - that's a good one!

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