Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Advanced Medicine?

I generally don't like to make jokes about the head guy in the White House here in America but I got this one in my email and actually found myself laughing so I figured why not share? I shudder to think what kind of jokes people are going to be making after the next election! Of course, depending on how things turn out in November, I may be living in Canada by then anyway!
A Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.

A German doctor said, 'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.

A British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.

A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, 'You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House and now half the country is looking for work.

3 comments:

  1. I loved this joke! I cackled out loud as a matter of fact, after reading it and then, had to read it to Mandy too! Gotta copy this and e-mail it to a couple good friends of mine as well. Thanks for a good start on my day today with a nice blast of humor.

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