Friday, October 5, 2007

Life's Expectations ... Dashed?

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From the email bag, this one is a little more risqué than what I usually post but I thought it was kind of cute, in a sad sort of way!
A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
'I don't want to know,' the child said, bursting into tears. 'Promise me you won't tell me.'
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, 'When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech.
At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech.
When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech.
If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for.'

9 comments:

  1. Your post about Tequila and an accidental coinciding with history led to my post today.

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  2. Oh my! Just read your joke. Will send you a cute one in email involving another little boy

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  3. Well, I think I'll have to stop coming here if this is what I can expect from now on! Kidding, of course.

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  4. Oh my!! That's one smart little kid!

    You're not showing up in my reader for some reason. I go days thinking you haven't posted and then I come over on a hunch to see a bazillion! Sheesh...

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  5. cute! (if you think this is risqué...mines gott be really xrated)

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  6. Heh heh heh...that's a cute one!

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  7. Pleased you took the risk to post, excellent x x

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  8. It's so early in the morning (4am) and this post makes me laugh! ^_^ Thanks!

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